Tuesday, July 10, 2007

jo you are a confirmed idiot!

Monday, July 2, 2007

Wednesday, June 27, 2007

Saturday, June 16, 2007

Tuesday, May 15, 2007




wadiyan mera daaman

raaste meri baahen

jao mere siwa

tum kahaan jaoge




jayyiye aap kkahaan jayenge

yeh nazar laut ke fir

aayegi.....

Wednesday, April 25, 2007

GIFT

A woman goes to Italy to attend a 2-week, company training session.Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a goodtrip.
The wife answers : "Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?"
The husband laughs and says: "An Italian girl !!!"
The woman kept quiet and left.
Two weeks later he picks her up in the airport and asks: "So, honey, howwas the trip?""Very good, thank you."
"And, what happened to my present?"
"Which present?" She asked.
"The one I asked for - an Italian girl!!"
"Oh, that" she said"Well, I did what I could, now we have to wait for few months to see ifit is a girl !!!"
Moral of the story: Don't tempt a woman, they are dangerously intelligent!